Green Eggs and Scam — A Parable for the Age of Phantom Creditors

By: William Paatalo – Private Investigator / Expert Witness – bill.bpia@gmail.com

A little humor before the July 4th holiday weekend. Enjoy.

Green Eggs and Scam

I will not show it in the court,
I will not show a full report.
I will not state who gave the loan,
I’ll claim it’s mine—but not my own.

I will not show what’s on the books,
I’ll hide behind my lawyer’s looks.
I will not tell you who got paid,
Or where your note was falsely laid.

I will not share who owns the debt,
I will not give you answers yet.
I will not say who holds the claim,
But still, I’ll sue you just the same.

I will not show if funds were real,
I’ll dodge your questions with appeal.
I’ll never grant a proof-of-claim,
I’ll say, “You owe!”—but not a name.

You ask for truth—I run and hide,
With MERS and Trusts all on my side.
But now you’ve asked the question right,
And now, dear friend, I’ve lost the fight.

– A tribute to seekers of truth who finally say: I do not like this fraud, my friend. I will not take it in the end.